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Bob Miller Prowler Junkie Posts: 4576 From: Alexandria, Virginian USA Registered: OCT 2003	posted 04-04-2005 11:12 AM With all the discussion about personal retirement plans in lieu of social security, I thought I'd offer this plan for discussion... If you had purchased $1000 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5 left. But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214. Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg Plan...........
pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001	posted 04-04-2005 11:22 AM Pat, hey Pat, did you read this.
RED5 Prowler Junkie Posts: 2167 From: USA Registered: JUN 2004	posted 04-04-2005 12:41 PM hmmmm......should I cash in the IRA and head down to the Beer Distributer and re-invest?
Lone Ranger Prowler Junkie Posts: 2120 From: Sedalia Mo USA Registered: MAY 2003	posted 04-04-2005 12:53 PM We will be presenting this to our investment advisor for consideration. lol

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