Jim C Prowler Junkie Posts: 537 From: Corona, Ca Registered: JUL 2004
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posted 04-04-2005 07:19 AM
The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an >urgent problem with one of the main computers, dialed the employee's >home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. > >"Hello." >"Is your daddy home?" he asked. >"Yes," whispered the small voice. >"May I talk with him?" >The child whispered, "No." >Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your >Mommy there?" "Yes." >"May I talk with her?" >Again the small voice whispered, "No." >Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss >asked, >"Is anybody else there?" >"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman." >Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss >asked, >"May I speak with the policeman?" >"No, he's busy", whispered the child. >"Busy doing what?" >"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer. >Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a >Helicopter through the earpiece on the phone the boss asked, >"What is that noise?" >"A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice. >"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now truly alarmed. >In an awed whispering voice the child answered, >"The search team just landed the hello-copper." >Alarmed, concerned, and even more then just a little frustrated the boss >asked, >"What are they searching for?" >Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle: >"ME."
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