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Bcoffman Gray Ghost Prowler Junkie Posts: 2418 From: Marshall,Mo.65340 Registered: DEC 2002

posted 03-27-2005 07:06 PM          > >>George Bush received a call from Russian President Putin. He says to Bush >>"Our >>largest condom factory has exploded. My people's favorite form of birth >>control. >>This is a true disaster!" >> >>"Mr. Putin, the American people would be happy to do anything within their >>power >>to help you," replied President Bush. >> >>"I do need your help," said Putin. "Could you send 10,000,000 condoms ASAP >>to >>tide us over?" >> >>"Why certainly! I'll get right on it," said Bush. >> >>"Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Putin. >> >>"Yes?" said Bush. >> >>"Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10" long, and 2" in >>diameter?" >>said Putin >> >>"No problem," replied the President. >> >>Mr. Putin hung up and started laughing with his aides about how those >>stupid >>Americans will fall for anything. >> >>George Bush hung up and called the CEO of a Texas condom company. "I need >>a favor. Can you send 10,000,000 condoms right away over to Russia?" >> >>"Consider it done," replied the CEO of the condom company. >> >>"Good! Now listen, they have to be red in color, 10" long and 2" in >>diameter." >> >>"That easily done. Anything else?" >> >>"Yeah," said the President, "Print 'MADE IN TEXAS, SIZE: SMALL,' on each >>one!!!" >>

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