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tangled up in BLUE Prowler Junkie Posts: 11086 |
posted 03-27-2005 03:55 PM
...ace reporter Rocky, checking in from the Fort Salzman Easter Seige....there has been a total take over of the complex today and the "Smokie Gang" has left the compound in total destruction....  yesterday, Major Salzman and some of his troops(Arizona POA members) spent the day placing sand bags around the perimeter of the command and control building...
as the morning passed without incident, Major Salzman took his sweetie on an Easter picnic and left the command and control center under the watchful eye of his paperboy Skippy.......
taking advantage of the Majors extended picnic, the Smokie Gang stormed the walls and captured Skippy....
Next the Supreme Commander of the Smokie Gang, General Morris, called in air support to shake the compound to its roots
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tangled up in BLUE Prowler Junkie Posts: 11086 |
posted 03-27-2005 03:55 PM
once inside the compound, a couple of troops set up watch, keeping an eye out for Major Salzmans return
Smokie, started the rampage by whizzing on the Majors toothbrush, then leaving a log in the Majors sink... two other lower ranking members of the gang take a moment to leave a remembrance(kitty logs) in Major Salzmans favorite new Roy Rogers cowboy boots....
Snowflake left a kitty log under the Majors pillow...
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tangled up in BLUE Prowler Junkie Posts: 11086 |
posted 03-27-2005 03:55 PM
one of the troops said the Majors bed slept good too, but there were little blue pills all over the bedroom floor..
Powderpuff decided to stop for some milk and decided to use the Majors favorite glass
Fritz just watched, only a few nights before he had left his mark on the Majors prized possession, his Prowler...
Mim and Min, decided to feast on some fish they found in the refridgerator....they figured the Major needed to diet a little anyway ...they said the fish was delicious...
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tangled up in BLUE Prowler Junkie Posts: 11086 |
posted 03-27-2005 03:56 PM
...Brutus cleaned up 3 cases of the Majors cheap beer(he supplies it to his POA friends)....he felt a little bloated afterwards, but boy, was he ready to pizz.................................................
...Crazy Kat Duane was keeping a watchful eye out for the return of the Major thru the dining room window...
as part of the plan, the Majors return was delayed by a freight train piloted very slowly by GenoTex....
Bowser, ate too much left over pizza and needed to take a stretch....the Major has good food at his house....
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tangled up in BLUE Prowler Junkie Posts: 11086 |
posted 03-27-2005 03:56 PM
Fluffy, remembering earlier threats about swimming in a bag, took the Majors pet mouse, Einstein, as a hostage....
another of the troops decided to take a shower and use one of the Majors 100% cotton car drying towels to wipe his kitty butt dry with....and yes, there were streaks...
little Spotty decided to stop and drop one last kitty log in Major Salzmans Tony Tiger cereal dish on his way out the door This message has been edited by tangled up in BLUE on 03-27-2005 at 05:00 PM |
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tangled up in BLUE Prowler Junkie Posts: 11086 |
posted 03-27-2005 03:56 PM
General Morris, called off the attack just before the return of Major Salzman...
Major Salzman, returning to his compound was not a happy camper....Skippy was still pinned to the clothsline, his pet mouse was taken hostage, most of his food and beer had been consumed and there were over 200 kitty logs deposited inside the compound walls....
after the Easter Seige, Fort salzman was left in total ruin.....
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Ed W. Prowler Junkie Posts: 2622 |
posted 03-27-2005 04:04 PM
I couldn't have said it better myself ! |
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tangled up in BLUE Prowler Junkie Posts: 11086 |
posted 03-27-2005 07:11 PM
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 |
posted 03-27-2005 09:00 PM
Hold on Cigar breath,,,,CRITICAL UPDATE: Fort Salz has been taken back by Major Salz and his band of Az. Prowler Trash members!!! First, the air attack squadron of Major Morris was entirely shot down to defeat by the huge volley of water cannon balloons being fired from the Fort. Thus, the entire insurgents tribe of Major Morris was sent running for the hills! Knowing of a second planned attack,,,,the band of riff-raff of Major Salz's army has strategically placed the traps around the entire Fort Salz compound and the palatial palace: [B] Major Morris,,,,bring 'em on to fight,,,we are ready to RUMBLE. Cuddles, Smokey, Fluffy, Shadow, Sparky, Snowflake, Powderpuff, Fritz, Mim, Min, Duane, etc. We are READY!
Only Brutus and Bowser are safe from the traps,,,,,too big to catch,,,,,but your fate also lies to end here via other means [Elf]. If you think the finger tip was bad in the Chili,,,,,Wendy's will have a gourmet meal for you this week!!
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tangled up in BLUE Prowler Junkie Posts: 11086 |
posted 03-27-2005 09:07 PM
Sopwith Camel pilot, Captain Blackie, took a hit from the water cannons, but was able to get his craft home.....a few minutes under the hair dryer and he will be back in the sky soon....
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 |
posted 03-27-2005 09:11 PM
Surface to Air [Hair] missiles are ready to launch!! Lets get it ON! The only hair to be flying will be from four legged, wimp warriors,,,,,,no contest for us!! |
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tangled up in BLUE Prowler Junkie Posts: 11086 |
posted 03-27-2005 09:15 PM
"Don't forget, we are holding your little mousie Einstein as hostage"
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tangled up in BLUE Prowler Junkie Posts: 11086 |
posted 03-27-2005 09:21 PM
Captain "Blitzkreig" Von Puffy is flying in reinforcements for the next surprise attack...."sleep tight Major, heh heh heh heh"
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 |
posted 03-27-2005 10:30 PM
Major Morris = COWARD
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tangled up in BLUE Prowler Junkie Posts: 11086 |
posted 03-28-2005 11:01 PM
General Morris has a tip for you....."don't eat the Tootsie Rolls in your candy dish".....heh heh heh heh.....  This message has been edited by tangled up in BLUE on 03-28-2005 at 11:02 PM |
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 |
posted 03-29-2005 08:32 AM
The General and all of his soldiers have been captured and deported to the Cuba base for questioning and/or torture, lol. Capt. Alley Cat is victorious!!! |
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