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samthejeepman
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From: manahawkin, nj, ocean
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posted 03-21-2005 10:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for samthejeepman     
Where are the Americans?

A Pakistani arrives in New York City.

All excited, he stops the first person he meets.
"Good day, Mr. American, thank you to accept me in your nice country, and...

" The person interrupts and says: "I am not American, I'm Mexican."

The Pakistani continues on his way and meets another passer-by:
"Thank you Mr. American for to let my family and me stay here..."

Again, he is interrupted before finishing his sentence:
"I no be American, I be Turk!"

The Pakistani continues on his way and meets another passer-by:
"Mr. American, me thank you for hospitality you give..."

"But my friend, don't you see that I am black? I am African, not American"

"But", answers the Pakistani distressed, "Then, where are the Americans??"

The African looking at his watch and says: "Oh, they don't get off work

'til five o'clock!"




pumpkin
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posted 03-22-2005 12:48 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for pumpkin     
Very true.


BeWare
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posted 03-22-2005 12:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for BeWare     
This story must have taken place before all the jobs were out sourced to India and Brazil


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