posted 03-21-2005 10:51 AM         

READ each word outloud SLOWLY...

1.. Arbitrator:
A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.

2.. Avoidable:
What a bullfighter tries to do.

3.. Bernadette:
The act of torching a mortgage,

4.. Burglarize:
What a crook sees with,

5... Control:
A short, ugly inmate.

6.. Counterfeiters:
Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.

7.. Eclipse:
What an English barber does for a living.

8.. Eyedropper:
A clumsy ophthalmologist.

9.. Heroes:
What a guy in a boat does.

10.. Left Bank:
What the robber did when his bag was full of loot.

11.. Misty:
How golfers create divots.

12.. Paradox:
Two physicians

13.. Parasites:
What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower

14.. Pharmacist:
A helper on the farm.

15.. Polarize:
What penguins see with.

16.. Primate:
Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.

17.. Relief:
What trees do in the spring.

18.. Rubberneck:
What you do to relax your wife.

19.. Seamstress:
Describes 250 pounds in a size 6.

20.. Selfish:
What the owner of a seafood store does.

21.. Sudafed:
Brought litigation against a government official.