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Topic:   Best Comeback Line

Rpowell593 unregistered Posts: 4576 From: Alexandria, Virginian USA Registered: OCT 2003

posted 03-09-2005 03:41 PM            This was in the WashingtonPost... the title of the article was "Best | > Comeback Line Ever." | > | > In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white | > male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m.on Friday. | > Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public | > indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on | > Monday. | > | > The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to | > stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no | > one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in | > a phone interview. | > | > Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, | > picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a | > hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his need. "I guess I was just really | > into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. | > | > In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County | > police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer | > Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for | > sure," said officer Taylor. | > | > "I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's...just working away at this pumpkin. | > "Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. | > "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are | > screwing a pumpkin?'" | > | > He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked > me straight in the face and said, ! ! "A pumpkin? Damn...is it midnight already?'"

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