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Bcoffman Gray Ghost Prowler Junkie Posts: 2418 From: Marshall,Mo.65340 Registered: DEC 2002	posted 03-02-2005 06:43 AM Stress Management The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme was Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was that they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable. About seven minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top Ten List. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone. The top ten were: 10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up! 9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper. 8. Viagra, Like a rock! 7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight. 6. Viagra, Be all that you can be. 5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone. 4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman. 3. Viagra, home of the whopper! 2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life! And the unanimous number one slogan: 1. This is your penis. This is your penis on drugs.
pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001	posted 03-02-2005 09:54 AM All ten are great. Got to remember these on my next meeting of our viagra club, which meets every day!! . Our motto is: Everyday is a hard day This message has been edited by pumpkin on 03-02-2005 at 10:28 AM
butchcee Prowler Junkie Posts: 7476 From: Lake Ariel, Pa. Registered: SEP 2000	posted 03-02-2005 10:25 AM
Lone Ranger Prowler Junkie Posts: 2120 From: Sedalia Mo USA Registered: MAY 2003	posted 03-02-2005 11:14 AM quote: Originally posted by pumpkin: [ Our motto is: Everyday is a hard day[/B]
SILVRKAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 456 From: Capon Bridge, WV USA Registered: JAN 2005	posted 03-02-2005 12:58 PM Did they forgot "It takes a Licking,and keeps on ticking"!?
Lone Ranger Prowler Junkie Posts: 2120 From: Sedalia Mo USA Registered: MAY 2003	posted 03-02-2005 06:05 PM quote: Originally posted by SILVRKAT: Did they forgot "It takes a Licking,and keeps on ticking"!? That's good. Lets replace #7 with that.

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