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Topic: !!!hole!
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Howler Cat Prowler Junkie Posts: 733 From: Costa Mesa, California Registered: FEB 2002
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posted 02-19-2005 08:52 AM
I got this from another site...Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and pursuade them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday." Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one, "How did you do over the weekend?" "Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever." "17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?" "I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs." "That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?" (to the 2nd guy) "Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever." "156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that!" "Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the small circle and told them, 'This is your !!!hole before prison...."
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toys Prowler Junkie Posts: 3818 From: kensington Conn, USA Registered: DEC 2003
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posted 02-19-2005 08:55 AM
LAMO Toys
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 02-19-2005 08:57 AM
CORNHOLIO,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001
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posted 02-19-2005 09:17 AM
A lot of truth.
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butchcee Prowler Junkie Posts: 7476 From: Lake Ariel, Pa. Registered: SEP 2000
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posted 02-19-2005 09:30 AM
keeps me honest. Still an exit and hope to keep it that way.
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bdcurtis Prowler Junkie Posts: 120 From: Fresno, CA Registered: DEC 2004
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posted 02-19-2005 10:18 AM
The truth can hurt. ------------------ Bill and Diana Curtis (99 Red Kat) Fresno, CA
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tangled up in BLUE Prowler Junkie Posts: 11086 From: New Castle, Ind Registered: DEC 2000
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posted 02-19-2005 10:48 AM
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 02-19-2005 10:51 AM
Tangled - I thought you promised not to post that picture of Ed and Andy???
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Lone Ranger Prowler Junkie Posts: 2120 From: Sedalia Mo USA Registered: MAY 2003
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posted 02-19-2005 11:33 AM
Ouch! lol or something like that. This message has been edited by Lone Ranger on 02-19-2005 at 11:36 AM
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butchcee Prowler Junkie Posts: 7476 From: Lake Ariel, Pa. Registered: SEP 2000
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posted 02-19-2005 11:55 AM
Tangled--too funny. Made me think of this one of me taken around 1974 at South of The Border on the way to Fla from NY. I tried to make my best monkey face to entice the beast This message has been edited by butchcee on 02-19-2005 at 11:57 AM
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Howler Cat Prowler Junkie Posts: 733 From: Costa Mesa, California Registered: FEB 2002
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posted 02-19-2005 12:10 PM
What have I done??? Now we are all talking about monkey business------------------
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tangled up in BLUE Prowler Junkie Posts: 11086 From: New Castle, Ind Registered: DEC 2000
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posted 02-19-2005 02:30 PM
Butchcee.....
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Gary C Prowler Junkie Posts: 12017 From: San Diego Area Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 02-19-2005 02:35 PM
Butchcee is this YOU also???
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butchcee Prowler Junkie Posts: 7476 From: Lake Ariel, Pa. Registered: SEP 2000
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posted 02-19-2005 03:27 PM
Yup--I was a fro head--natural curls. That was when my hair was shorter--best haircut I got was from a girl that clipped dogs--go figure. Gary--I can't relate to the pup.
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tangled up in BLUE Prowler Junkie Posts: 11086 From: New Castle, Ind Registered: DEC 2000
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posted 02-19-2005 03:47 PM
...I had a big FRO about the same time(75-76)....luckily, I don't have any pictures left
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Orange unregistered Posts: 11086 From: New Castle, Ind Registered: DEC 2000
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posted 02-19-2005 08:57 PM
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