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pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001	posted 02-18-2005 10:27 AM Subject: [MB] [OT] Friday's humor - actual comments during colonoscopy These are actual comments patients made while having their colonoscopies performed: 1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before." 2. "Find Amelia Ehrhart yet?" 3. "Can you hear me NOW?" 4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" 5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married." 6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?" 7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey...." 8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!" 9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!" 10. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity." 11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?" 12. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?"
Lone Ranger Prowler Junkie Posts: 2120 From: Sedalia Mo USA Registered: MAY 2003	posted 02-18-2005 11:02 AM
ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 From: Cincinnati, OH Registered: JUL 2000	posted 02-19-2005 12:49 AM I go for a colonoscopy on Tuesday so I don't think it is funny. lol I will re-read on Wed. when my sense of humor and sense of dignity is restored.
GenoTex Prowler Junkie Posts: 8492 From: Oakfield, WI, USA Registered: MAR 2002	posted 02-19-2005 05:50 AM just try not to have TOO much fun, Ed!
GenoTex Prowler Junkie Posts: 8492 From: Oakfield, WI, USA Registered: MAR 2002	posted 02-19-2005 05:51 AM ooooooooops... wrong thread! I meant that to be in the Cincy dinner thread!?!?!? Didn't I ??? oh well..........
halicat unregistered Posts: 8492 From: Oakfield, WI, USA Registered: MAR 2002	posted 02-19-2005 06:54 AM how about this one... "if you see my employees in there , tell them to get back to work"
Simonsez Prowler Junkie Posts: 1790 From: Evansville, IN 47711 Registered: JAN 2004	posted 02-19-2005 10:00 AM Ed. Good luck! I had mine last week. The day before(cleansing the inside) was by far the worst. The procedure itself was painless. If it hurt I sure don't remember it.
pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001	posted 02-19-2005 10:25 AM Ed had mine done last year. The gallon of stuff you drink ,and not getting too far from the bathroom is the crappy part. The rest is painless. Good luck
Bcoffman Gray Ghost Prowler Junkie Posts: 2418 From: Marshall,Mo.65340 Registered: DEC 2002	posted 02-19-2005 11:39 AM quote: Originally posted by ed monahan: I go for a colonoscopy on Tuesday so I don't think it is funny. lol I will re-read on Wed. when my sense of humor and sense of dignity is restored. Well, at least you still have one to scope. Mine was cut out 2 years ago. Nothing left to scope. "Ounce of Prevention" And all that.
GenoTex Prowler Junkie Posts: 8492 From: Oakfield, WI, USA Registered: MAR 2002	posted 02-19-2005 07:31 PM quote: Originally posted by pumpkin: Ed had mine done last year. ............ the crappy part. The rest is painless. Good luck now THAT's funny !

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