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Author Topic:   Coldwater
Lone Ranger
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posted 02-13-2005 01:00 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lone Ranger     

Jim went to visit his 90-year-old grandfather. The next morning, his grandfather prepared a breakfast of eggs and bacon. Jim noticed a filmy substance on his plate and asked, "Are these plates clean?" His grandfather replied, "Those plates are as clean as cold water can get them, so go and finish your meal.

That afternoon, while eating hamburgers his grandfather made for lunch, Jim noticed tiny specks around the edge of his plate and what appeared to be dried egg yolk. He asked again, "Are you sure these plates are clean?" Without looking up from his hamburger, his grandfather answered, "I told you, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Don't ask me about it again.

Later that after, Jim left to get dinner in a nearby town. As he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl and wouldn't let him pass. Jim yelled, "Grandpa, your dog won't let me out.

Without diverting his attention from the TV, his grandfather shouted, "Coldwater, go lie down!



halicat
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posted 02-13-2005 01:03 PM           
ewwwwwww! down boy !


pumpkin
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posted 02-13-2005 01:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pumpkin     


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