posted 02-08-2005 01:04 PM
there was a seminar at which the speaker was an authority on the paranormal.....he starts out his talk by explaining " there are many types of paranormal experiences , the most common being the audio experience where people actually hear the sounds of a ghost. are there any of you folks in the audience that have actually heard a ghost ? "...
about half of the people in attendance raise their hands...
" this is not surprising... it is the most common paranormal experience"
" not so common is the visual experience, is there anyone here who has actually seen a ghost ? "
a few hands go up....
" the visual paranormal experience is somewhat rare" said the expert.
" now the most rare and very uncommon paranormal experience is when a person actually feels the presence of a ghost, and this can be a sexual experience, Is there anyone here in the audience that has had sex with a ghost ? "
only one hand was raised... an obvious new arrival to our country stood alone.
" this is exciting !" exclaimed the expert, " sir please tell us of your experience of having sex with a ghost"
"ghost ? " said the man....." i am sorry, I thought you said goat "