he starts out his talk by explaining " there are many types of paranormal experiences , the most common being the audio experience where people actually hear the sounds of a ghost. are there any of you folks in the audience that have actually heard a ghost ? "...

about half of the people in attendance raise their hands...

" this is not surprising... it is the most common paranormal experience"

" not so common is the visual experience, is there anyone here who has actually seen a ghost ? "

a few hands go up....

" the visual paranormal experience is somewhat rare" said the expert.

" now the most rare and very uncommon paranormal experience is when a person actually feels the presence of a ghost, and this can be a sexual experience, Is there anyone here in the audience that has had sex with a ghost ? "

only one hand was raised... an obvious new arrival to our country stood alone.

" this is exciting !" exclaimed the expert, " sir please tell us of your experience of having sex with a ghost"

"ghost ? " said the man....." i am sorry, I thought you said goat "