Author	Topic:   Rednecks....
tangled up in BLUE Prowler Junkie Posts: 11086 From: New Castle, Ind Registered: DEC 2000	posted 02-08-2005 12:04 PM          A North Carolina redneck passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow. However, she can't touch it until she turns 14. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Folks in Georgia now go to some movies in groups of 18 or more. They were told 17 and under are not admitted. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The minimum drinking age in Tennessee has been raised to 32. It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In Mississippi, reruns of "Hee Haw" are called documentaries. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How can you tell if a West Virginia redneck is married? There's dried tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Tennessee has a new $3,000,000 State Lottery. The winner gets $3 a year for a million years. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Recently, the Governor's Mansion in Little Rock burned down. In fact, it took out the whole trailer park. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The best thing to ever come out of Arkansas is Interstate 40. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (And my very favorite.........) An Alabama State Trooper stopped a pickup truck. He asked the driver, "Got any ID?" The driver said, "Bout what?"
Randy Cobb Prowler Junkie Posts: 4070 From: Greensboro, NC Registered: JUL 2002	posted 02-08-2005 03:08 PM          Yeah, In NC we have two kinds of people - those who are rednecks and admit it and those who don't! ------------------

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