Posts: 2418
From: Marshall,Mo.65340
Registered: DEC 2002

posted 02-08-2005 11:17 AM         

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> Why do we press harder on a remote control when we
> know the batteries are flat?
>
> Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when
> they know there is not enough?
>
> Why does someone believe you when you say there are
> four billion stars, but check when you say the paint
> is wet?
>
> Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
>
> Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal
> injection?
>
> Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
>
> Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but
> ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
>
> Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
>
> Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
>
> What is the speed of darkness?
>
> Are there specially reserved parking spaces for
> "normal" people at the Special Olympics?
>
> If the temperature is zero outside today and it's
> going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it
> be?
>
> If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
>
> If it's true that we are here to help others, what are
> the others doing here?
>
> Do married people live longer than single ones or does
> it only seem longer?
>
> If someone with a split personality threatens to
> commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?
>
> How important does a person have to be before they are
> considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
>
> If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have
> branches?
>
> Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
>
> How is it that we put man on the moon before we
> figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on
> luggage?
>
> Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby"
> when babies wake up like every two hours?
>
> If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still
> called a hearing?
>
> Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put
> money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Posts: 3332
From: Burtonsville,Md Good ole U.S.A
Registered: MAR 2003

Posts: 466
From: St. Cloud MN
Registered: JUN 2002

posted 02-08-2005 07:10 PM         

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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby"
> when babies wake up like every two hours?

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Reminds me of a show the other day when a guy was asked how he slept the night before. "Like a baby" was his reply. "I woke up every two hours and wet the bed."

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