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halicat unregistered Posts: 3915 |
posted 02-11-2005 10:32 AM
good one Chuck !!  |
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Lone Ranger Prowler Junkie Posts: 2120 |
posted 02-11-2005 10:54 AM
Funny Chuck. |
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TFischer Prowler Junkie Posts: 4913 |
posted 02-11-2005 12:01 PM
Why you never question a drunk.... > > >A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: >A half-gallon of 2% milk, >A carton of eggs, >A quart of orange juice, >A head of romaine lettuce, >A 2 lb. can of coffee, >And a 1 lb. package of bacon. > >As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. > > >While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated," You must be single." >The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. >She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. > > >Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?" > > >The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly" |
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CTProwler Prowler Junkie Posts: 3915 |
posted 02-11-2005 12:04 PM
LAST ONE! A guy walks into a bar in florida with a 6' Pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns and to the astonishment to the patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this Alligators mouth and place my Genitals inside. Then the Gator will close his mouth for 1 minute. He will then open his mouth and i'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witness this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink! The crowd murmured with approval. The man stands up on the bar, drops his pants, places his privates in the gators mouth. The Gator closes his mouth and the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabs a beer bottle and rapped the Gator hard on the top of it's head. The Gator opens his mouth and the guy removes his genitals unscathed as promised. The crowd goes wild cheering and the first of his free drinks were delievered. The guy stands up on the bar again and makes another offer! I'll pay anyone $100 who is willing to give it a try! A hush fell over the crowd! After about a minute, a hand went up in the back of the Bar room. A Blonde girl timidly spoke up! I'll Try It, But you have to promise not to Hit me on the head with the beer bottle!!  ------------------ This message has been edited by CTProwler on 02-11-2005 at 12:09 PM |
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CTProwler Prowler Junkie Posts: 3915 |
posted 02-11-2005 12:05 PM
LAST ONE! Guess it's true Blondes do have more Fun! This message has been edited by CTProwler on 02-11-2005 at 12:08 PM |
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halicat unregistered Posts: 3915 |
posted 02-11-2005 12:21 PM
What does the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common ?? They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons ! |
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ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 |
posted 02-12-2005 03:31 AM
Why are terds tapered? So your *** doesn't slam shut. |
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Lone Ranger Prowler Junkie Posts: 2120 |
posted 02-13-2005 04:08 PM
This guy is driving down the freeway, and he gets a call from his wife on his cell phone. And she says, "Bob, be very careful...I just heard on the radio that there's a car going the wrong way on the freeway." And Bob says, One car? There"s HUNDREDS!" |
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Tom Santella Prowler Junkie Posts: 1484 |
posted 02-13-2005 05:42 PM
They are all GREAT!! How about the late Rodney Dangerfield? Anybody got some good Rodney? How about some respect! ------------------ |
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ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 |
posted 02-13-2005 09:52 PM
My dad had me running around in circles. He told me if I complained he would nail my other foot to the floor. |
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tangled up in BLUE Prowler Junkie Posts: 11086 |
posted 02-13-2005 10:40 PM
Junior Tremel, Spring Break.... ...Junior lays out the bait...in hopes of reeling them in.... |
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Lone Ranger Prowler Junkie Posts: 2120 |
posted 02-13-2005 11:06 PM
quote: I read that Rodney had appeared on the Johnny Carson show 70 times. And, Johnny was a great straight man for Rodney. On one show he asked "Johnny, how long have you and Ed Johnny replied "I guess it's been about ten years." Rodney says "Wow, that's a long time.....any children?" Johnny looks back at Rodney and says "It's not that we haven't TRIED!!! Two great comedic geniuses. We will all miss them very much.
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ransom1945 Prowler Junkie Posts: 768 |
posted 02-13-2005 11:17 PM
http://www.killsometime.com/Video/video.asp?video=Roller-Nuts |
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Lone Ranger Prowler Junkie Posts: 2120 |
posted 02-13-2005 11:29 PM
quote: Jeez..That must of really hurt. |
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GenoTex Prowler Junkie Posts: 8492 |
posted 02-14-2005 05:47 AM
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.. .. Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing One lady turns and asks, "Do you still get h*rny?" The other replies, "Oh sure I do." The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?" The second old lady replies, "I s*ck a lifesaver." After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Who drives you to the beach?" |
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CTProwler Prowler Junkie Posts: 3915 |
posted 02-14-2005 06:22 AM
I'll have to remember that one while i'm at Daytona BEACH!!! ------------------ |
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