posted 02-07-2005 09:48 AM         

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway
over in my lane!

Still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily, but she surprised me so much, I dropped my
electric shaver, which made me drop the donut out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees
against the steering wheel, I let loose my cell phone away from my ear which
fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned the hell out of
Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, stained
the seat, and disconnected an important call.