posted 01-10-2005 09:11 AM         

Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they
talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby
table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or
so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?" The
woman shakes her head no.
"Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head
no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her
dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek
a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a
violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she
begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.