Bcoffman Gray Ghost Prowler Junkie Posts: 2418 From: Marshall,Mo.65340 Registered: DEC 2002
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posted 12-11-2004 01:07 PM
> Subject: What kind of bra > > > > > > Department of Macy's in New York City. > > He told the saleslady "I would like a Baptist > > bra for my wife, size > > 36B." > > With a quizzical look the saleslady asked? > > "What kind of bra?" > > He repeated "A Baptist Bra" - She said to tell > > you that she wanted > > a Baptist Bra, and that you would know what > > she wanted." > > "Ah, now I remember" said the saleslady. "We > > don't get as many requests > > for > > them as we used to. Mostly our customers > > lately want the Catholic bra, > > or the > > Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian type." > > > > Confused, and a little flustered, the man > > asked "So, what are the > > differences?" > > The lady responded. "It is all really quite > > simple. > > The Catholic type supports the masses. > > The Salvation Army lifts up the fallen, > > and the Presbyterian type keeps them staunch > > and upright." > > He mused on that infor mation for a minute, > > and asked > > "So, what is the Baptist type for?" > > They," she replied, "make mountains out of > > molehills!!!" > > >
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