a german , an american and a canadian were all having a sauna in a fancy hotel.

all of a sudden, a beep, beep.... beep, beep.. noise was heard...

the german raised up the palm of his hand in front of his eyes and pressed a spot on his hand and the beeps stopped.

" its a pager , i had a microchip implanted in my hand, so the office can page me anywhere i am "

a moment later there was a sound of a telephone ringing.....

the american held up his forearm in front of his face and started talking into his wrist....

" thats my cell phone, i had a microchip implanted in my arm so as i can be contacted by the office anywhere i am"

the canadian was truly amazed at these new products and not to be out done got up to excuse himself to the nearby washroom.... in the washroom he takes about a foot of toilet paper and sticks one end between his butt cheeks.

the canadian enters the sauna area , walks in front of the german and american.... gets a surprised look on his face, lifts up his towel to expose the foot of toilet paper dangling down from his butt....

" geeze boys " he exclaims

i needed the support

what has 3 balls and comes from space ?

its a beautiful day... no clouds...about 68 deg ....

just washed the cat before the nascar race is on...makes me want to go for a cruise but can't cause i took the insurance off last week.... reason ? last saturday we got 18"of snow !