posted 12-12-2003 05:05 AM         

I was going to wait to post this, but then I thought, what the hell... and you wouldn't be able to enjoy it as long. I sure hope everyone has a sense of humor... I had to use certain words to make it rhyme and flow right. This is not a reflection on anyone.

'Twas the Night Before Christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all thru the garage,
the cars were lined up in an impressive barrage.
The tools were all hung on the wall with care,
and the compressor in the corner was filled up with air.
The batteries kept warm hooked up to a charger,
and the shadow from the light made the Prowler much larger.
I had just fixed a drink and sat down in my chair,
got comfy and cozy right here in my lair.
Congratulating myself on my brand new promotion,
When down the block I heard some commotion.
I started to get up, but I could find not a reason,
I figured it was kids celebrating the season.
The noise got louder and closer it seems,
then into my driveway I saw some high beams.
I rose from my chair to see who was here,
When I opened the door, Bob gave me a beer.
Behind him was Ed, with his head all a shine,
carrying with him a bottle of wine.
The Prowlers lined up in the street as they came,
and some I recognized from their POA name.
There's AC, and WildCat, and prowlerbabe too,
Fred, Marty, and Mike, with his high voltage blue.
There's CJ, and Larry Lord in his hat,
And here comes John in his Spectraflair kat.
CTProwler was there, and never looked slimmer,
And Jay was so nice - gave everyone a shimmer.
When all of a sudden there came such a crash!
It sounded like a viper running over some trash.
Then up on the roof we all heard a thud.
Bricks started falling, (along with some crud).
A brick hit the dog and he started to yelp,
when from the fireplace, came a cry for some help.
I looked up the flue and saw just a rear.
Then Gary yelled out, "Get me outta here!"
We fell on the floor, laughing til we were sick.
Then tore out the chimney to free ol' 'St. Nick'.
The big red bag he had flung on his back,
held a trophy he'd just won at the track.
He set the bag down, and went right to work.
He's passing out gifts! He's not such a jerk!
He gave Ed a toupe, to wear on his head,
Fred got a seatcover, already dyed red.
Marty got a muffler, that won't make a sound,
and John, some new paint, of glass finely ground.
Mike got a car, to add to his collection.
(Too bad it won't run, and requires dissection.)
Bob got a horn that sounds like a whistle,
To CJ he gave a name with no initial.
We all made a toast, and shouted a chear,
For POA members, another great year!
Then Gary ran, to his viper, in the street.
When he cranked it up, it sounded so sweet.
He revved up the engine, and popped it in gear,
squeeling the tires for everyone to hear.
We all heard him yell as he drove out of site,
"Merry Christmas to all! Now do burnouts all night!"

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Mickey
1997 Plymouth Prowler #156
Custom car cover
Mopar front splash guards
Real Rod stainless steel transmission cooler cover
Mopar Trailer hitch and harness
Real Rod weekender
1992 Plymouth Grand Voyager SE
Longhorn scratches
Boomerschlobber

posted 12-12-2003 06:09 AM         

Fantastic!

You've got some talent.

Merry Christmas to all!!!!

posted 12-12-2003 06:16 AM         

Plus a lot of Great POA members.

posted 12-12-2003 06:59 AM         

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL

posted 12-12-2003 09:37 AM         

Very clever. Merry xmas

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Current mods: Mopar dual exhaust & front mudflaps; MacMotorsports Air Intake;
Real Rod Air Patrol; Graphics by Balistek Designs; ($8) Chrome grille; Chrome
tire valve-stem covers; Painted rear bumper lettering; Prowler Pro Gears; Synthetic
Oil; Raybestos Ceramic Brake Pads; TGF Door Panel Inserts & Headrest Covers;
SheepskinExpress Sheepskin Seatcovers; Grille Light; Pinstriping by Bo Boring;
Painted Valve Cover; Window Tinting; Windshield Visor Banner; Front Bumper
Removal / Relocation of Front Turn Signal Lights; Real Rod Transmission Cooler
Cover, Sill and Carper Covers, Aero Front Covers and Roadster Rear Pan, rear
bumpers removed; rear mudflaps; painted calipers; Prowler Products by Gary
Drilled Rotors, front and rear; Painted tach; and Jay's Aluminum Billet Center Caps
w/shimmers, Chrome Lugnuts and Chrome Radio Bezel Shimmer.

More 'Pumpkin' photos . . . . . More cars and other stuff

posted 12-12-2003 09:50 AM         

Merry Xmas to All.

posted 12-14-2003 10:44 AM         

Mickey have a great Holiday.

Jim & Lori

posted 12-13-2004 09:45 AM         

This will surely help to get into the holiday spirit!

Thanks for the holiday cheer!