posted 02-03-2003 03:36 PM         

An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction

work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch

and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and

cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If

I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a

bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and

cabbage and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped! too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his

death as well.

At the funeral the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd

known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would

have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him

tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife.

"Hey, don't look at me," she said, "He makes his own lunch

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