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pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001	posted 01-29-2003 05:07 PM CJ, This one is for you. Received this from a friend that still lives in Michigan (Roseville) Michigan Temperature (F) Conversion Chart @ +70 degrees Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear. In Michigan, people go swimming in the lakes. @ +60 degrees North Carolinians try to turn on the heat. People in Michigan plant gardens. @ +50 degrees Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Michigan sunbathe. @ +40 degrees Italian & English cars won't start. People in Michigan drive with the windows down. @ +32 degrees Distilled water freezes. Lake Michigan water gets thicker. @ +20 degrees Floridians wear coats, underwear, gloves, and woolly hats. People in Michigan throw on a flannel shirt. @ +15 degrees Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Michigan have the last cookout before it gets cold. @ +10 degrees People in Miami all die. People from Michigan lick a flagpole. @ 0 degrees Californians fly to Mexico. People in Michigan look for their winter coats. @ -20 degrees Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Michigan are selling cookies door to door. @ -60 degrees Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Michigan Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes... until it gets cold enough. @ -80 degrees Mount St. Helen's freezes. People in Michigan rent some videos. @ -100 degrees Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Michiganians get frustrated because they can't thaw a keg. @ -297 degrees Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products. Cows in Michigan complain about farmers with cold hands. @ -460 degrees ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale). People in Michigan start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?" @ -500 degrees Hell freezes over. The Lions win the Super Bowl! ------------------ Current mods: Mopar dual exhaust & front mudflaps; MacMotorsports Air Intake; Real Rod Air Patrol; Graphics by Balistek Designs; ($8) Chrome grille; Chrome tire valve-stem covers; Painted rear bumper lettering; Prowler Pro Gears; Synthetic Oil; Raybestos Ceramic Brake Pads; TGF Door Panel Inserts & Headrest Covers; SheepskinExpress Sheepskin Seatcovers; Grille Light; Pinstriping by Bo Boring; Painted Valve Cover; Window Tinting; Windshield Visor Banner; Front Bumper Removal / Relocation of Front Turn Signal Lights; Real Rod Transmission Cooler Cover, Sill and Carper Covers, Aero Front Covers and Roadster Rear Pan and rear bumpers removed. More 'Pumpkin' photos . . . . . More cars and other stuff New pictures in Personal Scrapbook (9/26/02) "I may have to grow older, but I do not have to grow up!"
Rog Geers Prowler Enthusiast Posts: 11 From: Sparta (North Grand Rapids), MI Registered: SEP 2002	posted 01-29-2003 09:35 PM Pumpkin I agree with everything, especially the last one Good one!
CJ Prowler Junkie Posts: 18860 From: Rochester Hills, MI USA Registered: JUL 2000	posted 01-29-2003 10:45 PM Good one Norm! lol! Not sure about the flagpole, but... We had a heat wave today.......24 degrees. Had a winter sweater on, but my down jacket over that was way to warm!!! Left the jacket in the car while I was running errands........sun was out..........great day!
Rare1 Prowler Junkie Posts: 122 From: Sweden Registered: JUL 2001	posted 01-30-2003 02:40 AM , though I can never figure out the fuss about Super Bowl!! Looking out the window today I see clear blue sky, and -10 Celsius, I think I am going for a long walk and enjoy! Mikael
Gary C Prowler Junkie Posts: 12017 From: San Diego Area Registered: JUL 2000	posted 01-30-2003 06:28 AM Being originally from Detroit and both Parents from Canada the 30 years in California didn't effect my blood to much, effected my speech saying bitch'n, killer, hawt, dude, dudette and so on....GREAT TO BE HOME, the warm hearted people here keep me warm,,,,,don't get me wrong there are many warm hearted people in Cali, mostly in the POA Group, miss ya,,, thanks for the giggles ------------------ GaryC@ProwlerOnline.com Prowler Products by GaryE, formally Carlini
Black Tie 161 Prowler Junkie Posts: 3563 From: MD, USA Registered: JUL 2002	posted 01-30-2003 06:58 AM LOL...That was pretty good. I'm changing it to Minnesota and forwarding to my wife..
CJ Prowler Junkie Posts: 18860 From: Rochester Hills, MI USA Registered: JUL 2000	posted 01-30-2003 07:08 AM Oh, yeah, Norm.......does your friend have a Prowler? Tell him/her that Bob and I grew up in East Detroit! Roseville's next door neighbor!!!
pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001	posted 01-30-2003 08:45 AM quote: Originally posted by CJ: Oh, yeah, Norm.......does your friend have a Prowler? Tell him/her that Bob and I grew up in East Detroit! Roseville's next door neighbor!!! CJ, no she doesn't have a Prowler.
CJ Prowler Junkie Posts: 18860 From: Rochester Hills, MI USA Registered: JUL 2000	posted 01-30-2003 10:15 AM Well, tell her she needs one so she can hang out with us!
DR PROWLER Prowler Junkie Posts: 4079 From: TORONTO,ONTARIO,CANADA Registered: JUL 2002	posted 01-30-2003 11:13 AM Funny,funny! I just have one thing to add! Ontarians rarely visit Michigan because they think it's way too warm down there(to us -460 is liveable)
Randy Cobb Prowler Junkie Posts: 4070 From: Greensboro, NC Registered: JUL 2002	posted 01-30-2003 01:50 PM Great and timely. Yeah, here in NC they do reach for heat at 60. You ought to see 'um when snow is predicted. Gas stations fill up and the grocery stores are swamped with milk and bread shoppers! The streets are VERY unsafe not because of the weather on them, but due to the inexperienced snow/ice drivers. Our city has 7 unis/colleges for a total student population of approx. 40,000. Many of these students are from the warm deep south and have never seen snow/ice, much less driven in it. A formula right out of a body shop owner's dream! ------------------
Duane Curto Prowler Junkie Posts: 285 From: Canyon Lake TX 78133 USA Registered: AUG 2002	posted 01-30-2003 09:27 PM CJ, Small world, my grandpa's house, the house my dad grew up in, was on Hayes, south side of 9 mile 4 or 5 blocks west of Gratiot. Take Care, Duane
ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 From: Cincinnati, OH Registered: JUL 2000	posted 01-31-2003 01:59 AM I don't expect you to believe this but it was 33 degrees out today and I saw a guy in shorts and a T-shirt about 4 PM. No wind and the sun was out but still it was 33. I saw several others with just T-shirts. I guess it felt warm compared to the past few weeks.
CJ Prowler Junkie Posts: 18860 From: Rochester Hills, MI USA Registered: JUL 2000	posted 01-31-2003 07:25 AM Duane............I grew up on Deerfield. The first block off Gratiot. Deerfield is just a few blocks north of 9 Mile. I went to St. Peter's Lutheran School, which was directly on the other side of Gratiot across from my street. Bob grew up on Nevada which was about 3 blocks east of Gratiot just off Nine Mile Road!!

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