posted 01-27-2003 09:30 AM         

There was a case in one hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients always
died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11 a.m., regardless of
their medical condition.

This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do
with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery... as to why the
deaths occurred around 11 a.m. on Sundays.

So a World-Wide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of
the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11 a.m., all
doctors and nurses nervously wait outside the ward to see for themselves
what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden
crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.

Just when the clock struck 11... Pookie Johnson, The part-time Sunday
sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so that he
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Still Having a Bad Day?

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill
in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively
saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and
applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate
them both. ----------------------------------------------

Still think you are having a bad day?

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically,
almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist
towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly
current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two
places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
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YOURS IS STILL A BAD DAY, HUH ?

Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs
to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke
loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two hapless
protesters were trampled to death.
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WHAT ? STILL THINK YOUR DAY IS BAD?

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It
came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb,
he opened it and was blown to bits.
---------------------------------------------- THERE NOW, FEELING BETTER?

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posted 01-27-2003 11:20 AM         

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Originally posted by ed monahan:
The other day in W. Va. a guy was bitten by his dog and he called his wife at work and told her he was going to kill the dog. She got home from work and found the husband dead on the floor from a gun shot wound. It seems he hit the dog with the butt of his shotgun, which discharged and killed him. I saw that one on the local news and it was in the newspaper the next day, here.

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