posted 01-18-2003 12:00 PM         

ONE DAY IMA GO TO DETROIT TO A BIGA HOTEL. I GO DOWN TO
EATA BREAKFAST. I TELLA THIS WAITRESS I WANNA TWO PISS'S
TOAST. SHE BRANGA ME ONLY ONEA PISS. I TELL HER A WANNA
TWO PISS. SHE SAY GO TO THE TOILET. I SAY YOU NO UNDERSTAND.
I WANNA TWO PISS ONA MY PLATE. SHE SAY YOU BETTER NO PISS ONA THE PLATE, YOU SONNA MA BITCH. I DON'T EVENA KNOW THE LADY AND SHE CALLA ME A SONNA MA BITCH.

LATER, I GO TO EATA LUNCH AT THE DRAKE RESTAURANT. THE
WAITRESS BRINGA ME A SPOON ANDA KNIFA, BUT NO FOCK. I TELLA
HER A WANNA FOCK. SHE TELLA ME EVERYBODY WANNA FOCK. I TELLA
HER YOU NO UNDERSTAND. I WANNA FOCK ON THE TABLE. SHE SAY YOU BETTER NOT FOCK ON THE TABLE, YOU SONNA MA BITCH. SO I GO BACK TO MAY ROOMA INNA HOTEL, AND THERE'SA NO SHEET ON
MY BED. I CALLA THE MANAGER ANDA TELLA HIM I WANNA SHEET.
HE TELLS ME TO GO TO THE TOILET, SO I SAY YOU NO UNDERSTAND.
I WANNA SHEET ON THE BED. HE SAY YOU BETTEA NO SHEET ON
BED, YOU SONNA MA BITCH.

I GO TO CHECK OUT ANDA THE MAN AT THE DESK HE SAY PIECE
TO YOU. I SAY PISS ONNA YOU TOO, YOU SONNA MA BITCH. I'MA
GO BACK TO ITALY,