posted 01-18-2003 02:03 AM         

So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he
turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!" he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge ...
Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial outta ! this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends.......$32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion.......................$3,000.

Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui....................$8,500

The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the bestman.....................priceless.

There are something's money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD!!!

1) Where were these people having sex that someone could get a clear shot (and include both their faces?

2) If not timestamped, it could have been taken anytime.

3) Think of the cost of getting 300 pictures that size done

4) How could he tape them to 300 chairs and not be found out

5) If her dad really was that rich, he would have sued the pants off this guy. And his "huge ballz" would be reduced to crushed peanuts....

It's a funny story and one you would like to see happen to anyone that does that but, doubtful it ever did.

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Originally posted by DR PROWLER:
Would that be considered the shortest marriage ever?
We might find it in the next year Guiness Book of World Records!

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Would be nothing if he got it annulled.

Short marriages happen all the time. Look at Dennis Rodman, that goofy, "I want to marry a millionaire" fiasco.

Didn't Jerry Seinfeld start playing with a gal that was on her honeymoon? I know as soon as the honeymoon was over (figuratively and litierally) she left her husband for Jerry. They are married now.

Lotsa kooks out there.