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Topic: misinformation regarding Santa's reindeer
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lavka Prowler Junkie Posts: 884 From: Marble Falls, Texas Registered: JUN 2001
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posted 11-14-2002 01:37 PM
ACCORDING TO THE ALASKA > DEPARTMENT OF FISH AND GAME, > WHILE BOTH MALE AND FEMALE > REINDEER GROW ANTLERS IN THE > SUMMER EACH YEAR, MALE REINDEER > DROP THEIR ANTLERS AT THE > BEGINNING OF WINTER, USUALLY LATE > NOVEMBER TO MID-DECEMBER. > > FEMALE REINDEER RETAIN THEIR > ANTLERS TILL AFTER THEY GIVE BIRTH > IN THE SPRING. > > THEREFORE, ACCORDING TO EVERY HISTORICAL > RENDITION DEPICTING SANTA' S REINDEER, > EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM, FROM RUDOLPH > TO BLITZEN-HAD TO BE A GIRL. > > WE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN, ONLY WOMEN > WOULD BE ABLE TO DRAG A FAT MAN IN A RED > VELVET SUIT ALL AROUND THE WORLD IN ONE > NIGHT AND NOT GET LOST.
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CJ Prowler Junkie Posts: 18860 From: Rochester Hills, MI USA Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 11-14-2002 04:33 PM
You got that right! LOL!
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 11-14-2002 08:51 PM
Those reindeer are prohibited from landing on my roof,,,,,,they once took off and left me with several dumps to clean up!
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lavka Prowler Junkie Posts: 884 From: Marble Falls, Texas Registered: JUN 2001
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posted 11-18-2002 10:41 AM
AC, If they can't come to your house, where are they gonna leave the coal?
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 11-19-2002 06:55 AM
Lavka - next door would be fine for me Sounds like you are asking Santa for a new oil filter wrench! OK, not funny.
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purplecat Prowler Junkie Posts: 583 From: Texas Hill Country Registered: DEC 2001
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posted 11-20-2002 10:48 AM
No wrench needed, the landing took care of that for him. He is asking for someone to tear down the motor and fix it, fix the rim, and repair all the other stuff!!
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CJ Prowler Junkie Posts: 18860 From: Rochester Hills, MI USA Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 11-20-2002 01:52 PM
quote: Those reindeer are prohibited from landing on my roof,,,,,,they once took off and left me with several dumps to clean up!
Since A/C lives in Arizona and we've heard MANY times over the last week how much better than it is there than here in the Midwest, that would most likely mean he has no chimney on his house (no need for a fireplace, right?). Therefore, Santa had no way to get into his house and he "dumped" A/C's Christmas loot on the roof!
This message has been edited by CJ on 11-20-2002 at 09:24 PM
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purplecat Prowler Junkie Posts: 583 From: Texas Hill Country Registered: DEC 2001
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posted 11-20-2002 06:17 PM
Good Call CJ, I didn't even think of that
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 11-20-2002 09:14 PM
CJ & Dawn - WRONG!!! I do have a fireplace, but only use about six times per year. 86 today CJ,,,,,83 tomorrow !!! Oh my, time to drive the cat That fat Bas@%*#& heard I was a naughty boy and doesn't leave me anything! Probably why I end up with reindeer crap on my roof? This is NOT funny,,,,very tough to clean up,,,,,but this year I'll have Lethia on that crappy job Hope she doesn't read this thread........ This message has been edited by ALLEY CAT on 11-21-2002 at 07:29 AM
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CJ Prowler Junkie Posts: 18860 From: Rochester Hills, MI USA Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 11-20-2002 09:26 PM
52 here today, blue sky and sunshine A/C and out cruisin' in the cat. Even took it to the Museum tonight for the Sneak Preview of the Hemi Display!...........life is good here!
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 11-21-2002 07:32 AM
Bah-humbug,,,,,,I'll check back with you when that first blast of Michigan winter blizzard comes roaring across the Irish Hills into Rochester Hills I'll be cruisin' and you'll be shoveling
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purplecat Prowler Junkie Posts: 583 From: Texas Hill Country Registered: DEC 2001
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posted 11-21-2002 09:34 AM
Well, it was only 93 yesterday and today is expected to be about the same.Actually, it is a little warm for the week before Thanksgiving, but beautiful weather for driving the Kat. Out to do the shopping thing.
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