posted 10-23-2002 08:51 PM         

THE THREE PIGS MEET THE SOPRANOS

Once upon a time, there were three little pigs. The straw pig; the stick
pig; and the brick pig.

One day, this nasty old wolf came up to the straw pig's house and said,
"I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your house down!" And he did!!!

So, the straw pig went running over to the stick pig's house and said,
"Please let me in. The wolf just blew down my house." So the stick pig
let the straw pig in.

Just then, the wolf showed up and said, "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow
your house down!" And he did!!!

So, the straw pig and stick pig went running over to the brick pig's house
and said, "let us in, let us in. The big bad wolf just blew our houses
down."

So, the brick pig let them in just as the wolf showed up. The wolf said,
"I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your house down." The straw pig and the
stick pig were so scared! But the brick pig just picked up the phone and
made a call.

A few minutes passed when a big, black stretch limo pulls up. Out steps
two massive pigs in pin-striped suits and fedora hats. These pigs walked
over to the wolf, grabbed him by the neck and beat the living **** out of
him. Then one of them pulled out a gun, stuck it in the wolf's mouth and
fired, killing the wolf instantly. Then they got back into their limo and
drove off.

The straw pig and stick pig were amazed! "Who the hell were those guys?"
they asked.

"Those were my cousins from New Jersey..........the Guinea Pigs!"