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ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 |
posted 10-22-2002 01:00 AM
Dear Abby: I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. My fiancée's mother is not only very attractive but really great and understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to be. When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred ... then she floored me. She said that in a month I would be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me. Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave. I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how to deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front door... : There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be. He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he congratulated me on passing their little test. Abby, should I tell my fiancée' what her parents did, and that I thought their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my character? Or should I keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the reason I was walking out to my car was to get a condom? |
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Ray unregistered Posts: 33595 |
posted 10-22-2002 11:29 AM
Ed ... Now THAT was a good one !!! |
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Todd Cameron unregistered Posts: 33595 |
posted 10-22-2002 03:46 PM
lol, too funny... I wonder how many times this or something similar, has actually happened! |
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fixumm Prowler Junkie Posts: 3056 |
posted 10-22-2002 05:23 PM
OH ya what a good on ed |
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ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 |
posted 10-22-2002 08:00 PM
I got it from Lee or Sue Schaeffer but they hardly ever post here. I think Lee lurks sometimes. He goes by Roarin. I have to give credit where credit is due. Sasquatch sent me the funniest joke I have seen in about a year but it is not even close to being PC. I got a great one that has a picture but I can't figure out how to post the picture. Give me help and I will post it. It is VERY good. |
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fixumm Prowler Junkie Posts: 3056 |
posted 10-23-2002 03:00 PM
quote: you are way out of my league for me to help  |
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GenoTex Prowler Junkie Posts: 8492 |
posted 10-23-2002 08:30 PM
ed... email it to me.... i'll post it for ya  |
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ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 |
posted 10-24-2002 12:22 AM
GT, I just emailed it to you, I think. |
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