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pumpkin
Prowler Junkie

Posts: 7907
From: Las Cruces, NM, USA
Registered: DEC 2001

posted 10-15-2002 03:19 PM

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> > A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you
> > the
> > happiest woman in the world"
> > The woman says, "I'll miss you."
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> > "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he
> > stepped out
> > of
> > the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think
> > if I
> > mowed
> > the lawn like this?"
> > "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
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> > He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make
> > love to
> > you
> > really badly.
> >
> > She said - Well, you succeeded.
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> > He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
> > She said - That's a good idea...you stand by the ironing board
> > while I
> > sit
> > on the sofa and fart.
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> > He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery money I
> > gave
> > you?
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> > She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror
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> > Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
> > A: A rumour
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> > One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his
> > sweatshirt.
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> > Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me,
> > "What
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> > setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I
> > replied.
> > "What
> > does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, "University of
> > Oklahoma."
> > And
> > they say blondes are dumb....
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