Posts: 33595
From: Cincinnati, OH
Registered: JUL 2000

posted 09-20-2002 02:06 AM         

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A guy told me this joke yesterday at the golf course but he could only remember 3/4 of it. Anyone know the other line?

The worst foursome in golf history:
O J Simpson, Monica Lewinsky, Ted Kennedy and Bill Clinton.

O J is a slicer,
Monicas is a hooker,
Teddy cannot drive over the water
and Clinton ..............?

For the non golfers, a slice is a ball that curves to the right for a right hander, a hook is a ball that curves to the left for a right hander and not being able to drive over water, refers to water hazards such as lakes and creeks but in Teddy's case it refers to Chappaquidick and Mary Jo Kopechne.
(I realize almost everyone knows all the info in the previous paragraph but there may be one or two who did not.)

Posts: 733
From: Costa Mesa, California
Registered: FEB 2002

posted 09-20-2002 02:20 AM         

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Hole in one???

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From: Treasure Island, Florida
Registered: FEB 2002

Posts: 2407
From: Burtonsville, MD
Registered: JAN 2001

posted 09-20-2002 08:17 AM         

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Has a limp putter

PB ---good one!

This message has been edited by MeanGene on 09-20-2002 at 08:18 AM

Posts: 36093
From: Mesa, Az
Registered: JUL 2000

posted 09-20-2002 08:26 AM         

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and Clinton can't use his driver,,,,,,but can stoke and soak a cigar ???

Fixumm will know

Posts: 13833
From: San Antonio, Texas
Registered: JUN 2001

posted 09-20-2002 09:03 AM         

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and the answer is.........and Clinton will go for any hole.

In my opinion, there are better golf jokes and better Clinton jokes, but I don't know of anyother Clinton/golf jokes. Maybe I should try www.jokes.com or the jokeoftheday website.

I hope that is the answer you were looking for ED - that's the way I heard it anyway.

This message has been edited by Marty Usher on 09-20-2002 at 09:06 AM

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