posted 09-17-2002 04:58 PM         

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the
back of his limousine when he saw two pathetic
men eating grass by the road side.
He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to
investigate, and asked, "Why are you eating
grass?"

"We don't have no money for food," the first man
replied.

"Oh, well, you can come with me to my house,"
insisted the lawyer.

"But, sir, I got a wife and three kids here."

"Bring them along!" replied the lawyer.

"But how 'bout my friend?"

The lawyer turned to the other man and said, "You
come with us, too."

"But, sir," said the friend, "I got a wife and
six kids!"

"Bring them as well!" answered the lawyer as he
headed for his limo.

They all climbed into the car, and once underway,
one of the poor fellows says: "Sir, you are too
kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it.

You'll love my place. The grass is almost a foot
tall."

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