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onaprwl Prowler Junkie Posts: 1024 |
posted 06-26-2002 10:13 PM
> SEVEN REASONS TO CRAWL UNDER A ROCK > > 1. CURL UP AND DIE........I walked into a hair salon with my husband and > three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a > shampoo and a blow job?" - Melinda Lowe, 39, Seguin TX > > 2. PAD PLEASE.......... An insurance man visited me at home to talk > about our mortgage insurance. He was throwing a lot of facts and figures at > me, and I wanted to follow as best I could, so I told my 6-year-old son to > run and get me a pad. He came back and handed me a Kotex right in front of > our guest. > Kate Newman, 46, Winston-Salem, NC > > 3. HO, HO, HO.............I was taking a shower when my 2 year old son > came into the bathroom and wrapped himself in toilet paper. Although he made > a mess, he looked adorable, so I ran for my camera and took a few shots. > They came out so well that I had copies made and included one with each > of our Christmas cards. Days later, a relative called about the picture, > laughing > hysterically, and suggesting I take a closer look. Puzzled, I stared at the > photo > and was shocked to discover that in addition to my son, I had captured my > reflection in the mirror wearing nothing but a camera!. > > 4. LADY GOLFER....... I was at the golf store comparing different kinds > of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After > browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good > looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. > Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with > men's balls." > Colleen Collins, 31, Ferndale, MI > > 5. NUTS ABOUT YOU............My sister and I were at the mall and passed > by a store that sold a variety of nuts. As we were looking at the display > case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help.I replied, "No, > I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically, the > boy grinned, and I turned beet red and walked away. To this day, my sister > has never let me forget. > Faye Emerick, 34, Ellerslie, MD > > 6. PRICELESS.............A lady picked up several items at a discount > store.When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of > her items had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got > on the intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear,"PRICE CHECK ON > LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX, SUPER SIZE." That was bad enough, but somebody > at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word "Tampax" for > "THUMBTACKS." In a business-like tone, a voice boomed back over the > intercom. > "DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU > POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?" > > 7. MOM'S ADVICE.............A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back > of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying > attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite > embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and > he was quite itchy. The teacher told him to go down to the principal's > office. > He was to phone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He > did it and returned to his class. > Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back > to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his penis hanging > out. > "I thought I told you to call your Mom." she screamed. "I did," he said, > "And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick > me up from school
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Steven R. Gary Prowler Junkie Posts: 760 |
posted 06-27-2002 08:36 AM
Boy those were great, I think we need to think before we speak, but who has the time. LOL |
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