posted 05-14-2002 10:25 PM         

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female... Any part under a car's hood.
Male... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to
another.
Male... Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings
with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend
with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n
Female... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male... Not trying to pick up other women while out
with one's girlfriend.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v.
Female... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male... Anything that can be done while drinking, and
ends with sex.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female... An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
Male... A source of entertainment, self-statement male
bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female... The greatest statement of intimacy a couple
can achieve.
Male... Call it whatever you want just as long as we
end up in bed.