posted 05-15-2002 04:58 PM         

At my age one can honestly say that you have seen it all. I have had a few wives and many girl friends (I have out lived them all) that have had less than sterling driving skills. You may remember, from a previous post Dew Bun, who was just 33 when she wrecked my XKE but then again, that’s another story.

I find it very admirable that everyone feels that you should be thankful that she was not injured and let bygones be bygones. Neigh, I cannot concur. This is a serious offense and it needs to be dealt with accordingly. You slack off now and you may be setting a precedence that will plague you for many years to come.

Remember, what ever reaction you take now will serve as the basis for future situations that have similar circumstances. Given those parameters you have to give this careful consideration.

I say beat her. Thrash her to within an inch of her life and the next time she will have a better understanding of your thinking process. Your in the tire business so bring home a tire iron and kick the living s**t out of her. Or, as an alternative, strap her on the spin balancing machine and run her up to about 125 MPH and commence a close order smacking drill!

I find that a once a week beating, coupled with a stern lecture on the importance of complying with my every wish, seems to help Dew Drop run smoother. I usually use Saturday as the designated beating day as this gives her time to heal before seeing the public on Monday.

Lastly, as many of you know, Dew Drop competes vigorously each year for the famed Squaw of the Year award. Many times, she has been "aced" out at the last minute by a young fresh thing that accomplishes some spectacular feat at the last minute or, she screws up and does something stupid that prevents her from winning.

I would definitely say that in this case, Christy has jeopardized any possibility of becoming Squaw of the Year in your household. She should start a serious campaign to rectify the situation. A good tire iron beating, coupled with a close order smack drill might just be the winning combination to snap her back into reality.

I gotta run as Dew Drop just read this post and she has commenced to kicking my *** all over the property and the neighbors are a laughing and shouting and, right now I have a heap of embarrassment. I'll get back to you with further instructions when Dew Drop goes to bed and I can write more freely.

Anything I can do to help you youngins in your personal relationships is certainly a positive for me.

Scot

posted 05-15-2002 06:32 PM         

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Larry & Sue Mayes

posted 05-15-2002 08:09 PM         

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posted 05-15-2002 09:03 PM         

hehehehehehehehe!

posted 05-15-2002 09:30 PM         

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