posted 05-14-2002 07:59 AM         

There were 3 people in a crashing plane: The smartest man in the world, the president and a little girl. And there were only two parachutes. The smartest man stood up and said, "The people who would benefit the world the most should be the ones who get the parachutes and I being the smartest man am one of those." With that he grabbed one and jumped out. The president looks at the little girl and says "I've led a good long life - you take the last parachute." And the little girl replies, "Don't worry - we can both have one, the smartest man took my backpack."

Man Speak

"IT'S A GUY THING"
Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical".

"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Translated: "Why isn't it already on the table?"

"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY", OR "YES, DEAR"
Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Translated: "I have no idea how it works."

"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."
Translated: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Translated: "Are you still talking?"

"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Translated: "I remember the theme song to 'F. Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."

"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES."
Translated: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."

"OH, DON'T FUSS. I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
Translated: "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."

"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING."
Translated: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."

"I CAN'T FIND IT."
Translated: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Translated: "What did you catch me at?"

"I HEARD YOU."
Translated: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."

"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE."
Translated: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."

"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC."
Translated: "Oh, please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving."

"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Translated: "No one will ever see us alive again."

"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK."
Translated: "I make the messes, she cleans them up."

posted 05-14-2002 08:10 AM         

Stop holding back --tell us how you really feel!

posted 05-14-2002 09:39 AM         

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mabey i will get lost on the way to louisville

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I thought that was a given!! Wasn't that why you wanted to catavan with other people....you know, the smart ones from Michigan? lol!

posted 05-14-2002 10:47 AM         

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2000 Silver Prowler
Front and Rear Mudflaps
Logo Valve Stem Caps
$14 chrome grill
Mopar hitch
Bumper Shimmers
Mopar Prowler Car Cover

2001 Eddie Bauer Expedition
2001 F150 Super Crew

posted 05-14-2002 12:04 PM         

but revenge is SWEET

posted 05-14-2002 02:09 PM         

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For those of us that are 5 ft. 3 and under, we had to learn to take care of ourselves at an early age - for me I had two brothers that were state wrestling champs so I learned very early. Just remember, dynamite comes in small packages.

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THANK YOU, Tami!!! Two brothers??? That's nothing.. I had 4 sisters!!

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I think I remember one of you all saying "All's fair in love & war." Well guess what - the fair was last week and you didn't have any tickets! TEE HEE

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That was me, Prowlerbabe.......and I mean what I say!! lol!

posted 05-14-2002 11:18 PM         

CJ - Man - 4 sisters - that's worse than 2 brothers!!! You must be tough! Fixumm - you had better apologize and be really really nice in Colorado!! Tee hee T. Fischer

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2000 Silver Prowler
Front and Rear Mudflaps
Logo Valve Stem Caps
$14 chrome grill
Mopar hitch
Bumper Shimmers
Mopar Prowler Car Cover

2001 Eddie Bauer Expedition
2001 F150 Super Crew