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CJ Prowler Junkie Posts: 18860 From: Rochester Hills, MI USA Registered: JUL 2000	posted 05-13-2002 03:31 PM What Does Your Car Say About You? Buick Park Avenue: I am older than 34 of the 50 states Cadillac Deville: I am a very good Mary Kay Salesperson Chevrolet Camaro: I enjoy beating up people Chevrolet Cavalier coupe: I start 11th grade in the fall Chevrolet Chevette: I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'vette. Chevrolet Corvette: I am having a mid-life crisis Chevrolet El Camino: I am leading a militia to overthrow the government Datsun 280Z: I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well Dodge Aries: I teach third grade special education and I voted for George Bush Dodge Durango: I will not be caught dead in a Ford Explorer Dodge Neon: I cannot stand the Macarena Ford Crown Victoria: I enjoy having people slow to 55 mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them Ford Explorer: I will not be caught dead in a minivan Ford Mustang 5.0: I slow down to 85 in school zones Ford Mustang 2.3: I avoid Yugos and VW microbuses at the stoplights Ford Tempo: I teach fourth grade special education and I voted for Bill Clinton Honda Civic: I just graduated and have no credit at all Honda Accord: I lack originality and am basically a lemming Hyundai Accent: I delivered pizza for years in order to get this car Infiniti Q45: I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending Jaguar XJS V-12: I am so rich I will pay $60,000.00 for a car that is in the shop 280 days of the year Lexus LS400: I am the lawyer suing the owner of the Infiniti Q45 Lincoln Navigator: I don't bother comparing gas prices Lincoln Town Car: I live for bingo and covered supper dishes Mercury Grand Marquis: I live for bridge and covered supper dishes Mercedes 600SL: I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph Mercedes 600SEL: I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Biff Mazda Miata: I am on my third divorce and/or midlife crisis. Also, I couldn't afford the Porsche or BMW MGB: I am dating a mechanic Nissan Altima: I don't know what it means, either Nissan 300ZX: I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings Oldsmobile Cutlass: I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune off the parts Oldsmobile Cutlass Cruiser: I get carsick driving minivans Oldsmobile Delta 88 Diesel: I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List Plymouth Neon: I enjoy the Macarena Pontiac Trans Am: I have a switchblade in my sock Porsche 928: I am dating big-haired women who would otherwise be inaccessable to me Range Rover: I do not care about J.D. Powers or his surveys Rolls Royce Silver Shadow: I think Maggie Thatcher is a touch too Whig for me Saturn SL1: I hope someday to make it to a gathering in Spring Hill Saturn SL2: I made it to a gathering in Spring Hill Volkswagen Beetle: I still watch Partridge Family reruns Volkswagen Jetta: I enjoy putting out engine fires Volkswagen Microbus: I am tripping right now Volkswagen New Beetle: I still watch Partridge Family reruns Volvo 740 Wagon: I am afraid of my wife This message has been edited by CJ on 05-13-2002 at 09:29 PM
Dave Mills Prowler Junkie Posts: 5419 From: Johnstown, PA, USA Registered: JUL 2000	posted 05-13-2002 03:38 PM Gee, none of my cars are on the list! What does that mean? ------------------ Mopar(Plymouth Forever)Dave 1928 Plymouth Q 1951 Plymouth P-23 Club Coupe 1966 Plymouth Sport Fury Convertible 1975 Plymouth Duster 1999 Prowler
ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 From: Cincinnati, OH Registered: JUL 2000	posted 05-13-2002 03:41 PM CJ, did you work for the government? Everything MUST be in triplicate. lol. Pretty funny stuff. ------------------
jmcant1 Prowler Junkie Posts: 1037 From: DFW Registered: AUG 2000	posted 05-13-2002 03:51 PM Volkswagen Microbus: I am tripping right now Almost caused liquid to pass through my nose... The Camaro/Trans Am ones are pretty funny too. Mike ------------------ Magic Touch Intake & Braces, Tom Mills turn signal kit, splash guards, ceramic pads, no visors.
Marty Usher Prowler Junkie Posts: 13833 From: San Antonio, Texas Registered: JUN 2001	posted 05-13-2002 03:51 PM OK - I have had three mid life crisis, put out a engine fire at least once 15 years ago, and should be driving a Miata. Do I need to repeat this two more times? ------------------ *2000 Black with hand painted blue faded to purple flames* Driving my Dream
Mike Venezia Prowler Junkie Posts: 382 From: Lancaster, PA, USA Registered: JUL 2001	posted 05-13-2002 04:31 PM So CJ> what does it mean if you drive a prowler?... I mean I would like to know where I stand...or sit ------------------ Mike & Kim Venezia "KATATAK" 2001 Orange Dead stock with rear shimmers
fixumm Prowler Junkie Posts: 3056 From: Roselle ILL Registered: FEB 2002	posted 05-13-2002 04:36 PM You forgot HUMMERS that we rule the world and run over little black prowlers with women in them. Hay CJ don't you drive one that color.?????? ME ------------------ www.centralautobody.com
PROWLER-KEITH Prowler Junkie Posts: 1243 From: British Columbia\ Canada Registered: JUN 2001	posted 05-13-2002 04:45 PM Good ones CJ. Heh AC I should tell send this thread to that DC rep that I'm dealing with and tell him I drive a Camaro to lol PK
BeWare Prowler Junkie Posts: 18511 From: Acworth,GA,USA Registered: JUL 2000	posted 05-13-2002 05:07 PM I sure as heck wouldn't be caugth dead selling May kay. Beside my Caddie is not PINK ------------------

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