posted 03-27-2002 12:11 AM         

WORST FOURSOME IN GOLF
1. MONICA LEWINSKI
2. O.J. SIMPSON
3. TED KENNEDY
4. BILL CLINTON

WHY YOU ASK?

1. MONICA IS A HOOKER
2. O.J. IS A SLICER
3. TED CAN'T DRIVE OVER WATER, AND....
4. BILL CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH HOLE HE PLAYED

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