posted 03-23-2002 01:02 PM         

Subject: Texas Women

Three men were traveling and happened to meet at a bar
in Ohio. One man was from Minnesota, one from Florida
and one from Texas. They got acquainted and started
talking about their problems with their wives.
The guy from Minnesota began by saying" "I told my wife
in no uncertain terms that from now on she would have to
do all of the cooking. Well, the first day after I told
her, I saw nothing. The second day, I saw nothing. But
on the third day when I came home from work, the table
was set, and a wonderful dinner was prepared with wine
and even dessert."
Then the man from Florida spoke up: "I sat my wife down
and told her, that from now on she would have to do all
of the grocery shopping, and all of the house cleaning.
The first day I saw nothing. The second day I saw
nothing. But on the third day all the shelves were
filled with groceries and the house was clean.
The fellow from Texas was married to an enlightened
woman who had grown up in Texas. He sat up straight on
The bar stool, pushed out his chest and said: "I gave
my wife a stern look and told her, that from now on she
would have to do the cooking, shopping and
housecleaning. Well the first day I saw nothing. The
second day I still saw nothing.
But by the third day.............
I could see a little bit out of my left
eye..............!
The moral of this story is "Don't Mess with Texas
Women."