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Topic: U.F.M (University for Men)

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From: covington,louisiana,U.S.A.
Registered: NOV 2000

posted 03-22-2002 09:45 PM

For those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplating
> >marriage - under the assumption that men need (or ought) to be trained for
> >marriage .... TWO YEAR DEGREE A new two-year degree is being offered at
> >the University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming a Real
> >Man. That's right, in just six mini-mesters, you, too, can be a real man
> >as well as earn an MA degree
> >(Male Arts).
> >
> >Please take a moment to look over the program outline.
> >FIRST YEAR
> >Autumn Schedule:
> >MEN 101 Combating Stupidity
> >MEN 102 You, Too, Can Do Housework
> >MEN 103 PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
> >MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas
> >
> >Winter Schedule:
> >MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques
> >MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at
> >4am
> >MEN! 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception
> >
> >EAT 100 Get a Life, Learn to Cook
> >EAT 101 Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
> >ECON 001A What's Hers is Hers
> >
> >Spring Schedule:
> >MEN 120 How NOT to Act Like a Butt face When You're Wrong
> >MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence
> >MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex
> >MEN 123 Reasons to Give Flowers
> >ECON 001C What Was Yours is Hers
> >
> >SECOND YEAR
> >Autumn Schedule:
> >SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep without It
> >SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower
> >SEX 103 How to Stay Awake After Sex
> >MEN 201 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
> >
> >(Elective)
> >(See Electives Below)
> >Winter Schedule:
> >MEN 210 ! The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
> >MEN 211 How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
> >MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
> >MEN 213 Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise
> >MEN 230A Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important
> >
> >Spring Schedule:
> >MEN 220 Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
> >MEN 221 Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
> >MEN 222 Real Men Ask for Directions
> >MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
> >MEN 230B Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2
> >
> >Course Electives:
> >EAT 101 Cooking with Tofu
> >EAT 102 Utilization of Eating Utensils
> >EAT 103 Burping and Belching Discreetly
> >MEN 231 Mothers-in-law
> >MEN 232 Appear to Be Listening
> >MEN 233 Just Say "Yes, Dear"
> >ECON 001C Cheaper to Keep Her
> >
> >Just a thought for all the women out there. MENtal illness, MENstrual
> >cramps, MENtal breakdown, MENopause, GUYnocologist (poetic spelling).
> >Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men? Send this to all
> >of the women you know (and men with a sense of humor) and brighten their
> >day!!!...and when we have real trouble, it's a HISterectomy

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