posted 03-22-2002 01:41 PM         

We all know Jesus was Jewish and these are 3 equally good arguments that
support that:
1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until He was 33.
3. He was sure His Mother was a virgin and His Mother was sure He was
God.

But, then, there are 3 good arguments that Jesus might have been Black:
1. He called everyone "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial

But, then, there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus even might have
been Italian:
1. He talked with His hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.

But, then again, there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus might have
been a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But, then, there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus ! might have been
Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories
3. He loved green pastures.

But, the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus might have
been a woman:
1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no
food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just
didn't get it.
3. Even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more
work for Him to do.

Amen