Posts: 7907
From: Las Cruces, NM, USA
Registered: DEC 2001

posted 03-14-2002 10:48 AM         

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> Federal Aviation Agency
> 800 Independence Avenue S.W.
> Washington D.C. 20591
>
> Dear Sirs:
>
> I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the
> same time getting our airline industry back on its feet.
>
> Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked
> women we should replace all of our female flight attendants with
> strippers.
>
> Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a
> naked woman, and of course, every businessman in this country would
> start
> flying again in hopes of seeing a naked woman.
> We would have no more hijackings, and the airline industry would
> have record sales. Now I ask ... why didn't Congress think of
> this?
>
> Bill Clinton
>
>
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Posts: 1024
From: covington,louisiana,U.S.A.
Registered: NOV 2000

posted 03-14-2002 01:04 PM         

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