posted 03-13-2002 12:43 AM         

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her
house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police
at once and reported the crime.

The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels,
and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond.

As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a
leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the
sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.

Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to
find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help,
and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!"

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