Posts: 10955
From: Dallas, TX
Registered: NOV 2000

posted 02-28-2002 07:14 PM         

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A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and
> > reports that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
> >
> > "Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me what you
> > mean." So, she takes her finger and pushes her elbow
> > and screams in agony. Then she pushes her knee and
> > screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so it
> > goes on, everywhere she touches makes her scream.
> >
> > The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette, are
> > you?"
> >
> > "No, I'm actually a blonde," she replies.
> >
> > "I thought so," says the doctor. "Your finger is
> > broken."

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Posts: 5419
From: Johnstown, PA, USA
Registered: JUL 2000

posted 02-28-2002 07:20 PM         

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So what does this have to do with a short doctor? You said it was a short doctor joke????

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Posts: 1024
From: covington,louisiana,U.S.A.
Registered: NOV 2000

posted 02-28-2002 11:42 PM         

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Short Doctor....The thing he has doesn't hang like the rest of the doctors.........UH ,stethoscope. he he

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