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cnote6
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Posts: 10955
From: Dallas, TX
Registered: NOV 2000

posted 02-22-2002 10:52 AM

> > > Beer Truck
> > > > > >> Take a beer and send the truck to all of your friends!!!!
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> |^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\ | |
> > > > > >> | B u d w e i s e r | | |'""|""\__,
> > > > > >> | _____________ l | |__|__|___| )
> > > > > >> (@!)!(@)"""""**|(@) (@)****|(@)
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> 16 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK...
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> 1. It's an incentive to show up.
> > > > > >> 2. It leads to more honest communications.
> > > > > >> 3. It reduces complaints about low pay.
> > > > > >> 4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they
want
> > > > > >> to hear.
> > > > > >> 5. It encourages car pooling.
> > > > > >> 6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job,

> > > > > >> you don't care.
> > > > > >> 7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come

> > > > > >> to work.
> > > > > >> 8. It makes fellow employees look better.
> > > > > >> 9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
> > > > > >> 10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are

> > > > > >> wasted.
> > > > > >> 11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
> > > > > >> 12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to
relax
> > > > > >> at the bar.
> > > > > >> 13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
> > > > > >> 14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their
lunch
> > > > > >> break.
> > > > > >> 15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
> > > > > >> 16. Sitting "Bare *** " on the copy machine will no longer
be seen
> > > > > >> as gross.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> Take a beer and send the truck to all of your friends!!!!

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