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Topic:   "Meanest Dog?"

Harry Findley Prowler Junkie Posts: 313 From: Joyce, Washington, 98343 USA Registered: JUL 2000

posted 12-13-2001 02:14 PM          Bush and Osama bin Laden decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat down and decided to settle the dispute with one dog fight. They would each have five years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and whichever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world. Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world and bred them with the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from each litter, removed his siblings, which gave him all the milk. After five years, they came up with the biggest, meanest dog the world had ever seen. It's cage needed steel bars that were five inches thick and nobody could get near to it. When the day came for the dog fight, Bush showed up with a strange looking animal. It was a nine foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for Bush because they knew there was no way that this dog could possibly last 10 seconds with the Afghanistani dog. When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of it's cage and slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog. Osama's dog snarled and leaped out of it's cage and charged the American Dachshund. But, when it got close enough to bite the Dachshund neck, the Dachshund opened it's mouth and snatched up and ate Osama's dog in one bite. There was nothing left of the dog. Osama came up to Bush shaking his head in disbelif. "We don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best people working for five years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves." "Thats nothing." said Biush. "We had our best plastic surgeons working for five years to make that alligator look like a weenie dog." : ------------------ Harry Findley

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