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Topic: "SlinkyLink" now available - just in time for Christmas
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Laddie Roussel Prowler Junkie Posts: 3463 From: Hester, LA. USA Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 12-10-2001 10:53 PM
We're rushing this to market in time for this Christmas...This is the "swiss army knife" of suspension pieces... Eliminates Steering Wheel Shimmey... Improves ride & handling... Tightens suspension, while allowing frame to flex... In Addition, it's... a cell phone antenna with service even in the Boondocks... a radio antenna for better reception... a electromagnetic field which jams radar & makes the Prowler undetectable by radar... And, 50 state legal... Limited Production... 100,000 units or five years of production - whichever comes first... Patent Pending... Working with Jay to make available in all the shimmer colors... I may need to contract with AC & Ed for legal & marketing support... Also, our seat of the pants Dyno says 15 more RWHP... Reserve yours now...
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ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 From: Cincinnati, OH Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 12-10-2001 11:13 PM
Laddie, the suspense is KILLING me!!! How much for this miracle? What about an infomercial? It is a shame we don't know any attractive people who could be in the infomercial. ------------------
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CJ Prowler Junkie Posts: 18860 From: Rochester Hills, MI USA Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 12-10-2001 11:19 PM
How about that Eagle in your banner then, Ed?
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ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 From: Cincinnati, OH Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 12-11-2001 01:27 AM
good idea, CJ. Everyone buy one since it is un-American not to jump start the economy by buying American. You are American, aren't you, Laddie? ------------------
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Harry Findley Prowler Junkie Posts: 313 From: Joyce, Washington, 98343 USA Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 12-11-2001 04:10 AM
Laddie - This is obviously the answer to my prayers (Xmas wishes). Rush me a half dozen - especially if they will work on my quadrunner, motorcycle, and boat!------------------ Harry Findley
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ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 From: Cincinnati, OH Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 12-11-2001 01:38 PM
I just put one on my computer and my Dynobutt tells me it is way faster now. lol------------------
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