posted 08-28-2001 06:47 PM         

A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key in his
hand.

A cop on the beat sees him and approaches. "Can I help you sir?"

"Yesssh! Ssssshomebody ssshtole my car!" the man replies. The
cop
asks, "Where was the car the last time you saw it?" "It wassss at
the
end of thisssh key!" the man replies.

About that time the Officer looks down to see that the man's weiner
is
hanging out of his fly for all the world to see. He asks the man,
"Sir, are you aware that you are exposing yourself?" Momentarily
confused, the drunk looks down woefully at his crotch, and, without
missing a beat, blurts out "#%*&@!*&"... THEY GOT MY
GIRLFRIEND,
TOO!"

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