posted 08-28-2001 07:56 AM         

Happy Prowling

Marty

posted 08-28-2001 10:23 AM         

First to pay up for the ALLEY CAT CHROME GRILLE TREATMENT SYSTEM.

My lawyer, Al Bendover, will be contacting the rest of you for collection, and his fees are rather steep!!!

Marty - My gas mileage on the return trip home dropped from 22.3 MPG to 20.7 MPG. If I calibrate that out, I lost money on your payment! But, you have set the example for ALL. Monahan, you reading this???

Marty and Rebecca - thanks again, you are great POA people!

posted 08-28-2001 01:00 PM         

My attorney, Rufus J. Loophole has been watching the posts for quite a while to determine if any royalties would be paid to anyone for this ingenious modification. It seems that if a royalty is paid, the recipient by virtue of the payment, becomes legally responsible for the product.

I need to sue Alley cat as I too tried the modification and I met with disastrous results. The chrome grill created a reflection of sunlight that apparently reflected off a bald man's head, who was admiring my Prowler, and proved to be a major distraction to a driver (a sweet young thing) in the Home Depot parking lot.

According to local police she was staring at my Prowler and trying to determine a method to pick me up when the reflection caused her to lose control of her car.

She drove through the In and Out Hamburger joint and apparently slammed into a cute little thing eating a double double animal style burger and knocked her unconscious. The hamburger, not to mention the fries, have filed suit and they expect to recover their losses from me! The young lady made a full recovery and she is now trying desperatly to date me, or be introduced to Gary C.

On the positive side, the original honey needed comforting and, since I am a card carrying gentlemen, she found extreme sincerity in my immediate concerns for her health.

She jumped in my car and we both headed off into the sunset for a hot, steamy romantic interlude. At 114 years old, these interludes don't take too long (sometimes I forget about them in the middle) and, therefore, we ended up spending some quality time together at the local Cold Stone Creamery.

She licked her cone and we exchanged lifetime histories which led to a new found mutual respect. I think we fell in love although, I need to check with my doctor to be certain it was not just gas.

Thanks for the new girlfriend and I hope that the $23,284 bill for damages is offset by your future royalties. Please have Mr. Bendover ESQ. contanct Rufus to execute mutual releases. At my age, time is of the essence so please act quickly!

That's my story and I'm sticking with it.

Scot

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2001 Silver Prowler
Mud Flaps Front & Rear
Silver Shimmers
Ceramic Brakes
Chrysler Cover
1993 Allante
1981 Delorean
1979 Limited Edition & 1975 anniversary MGB's
1998 & 1986 Corvette's

posted 08-28-2001 02:42 PM         

Scot, you own a horse by chance??? Nevermind, the Corvettes, Deloren, and Allante will look good via remote controlled "sticks"

posted 08-28-2001 03:22 PM         

You almost made me break a crutch with your fancy rhetoric. Your really funny! No horse yet, but if there is a honey that wants one...

I'll await Bendover's response and, hopefully he and Rufus J. Loophole can reach accord. (I have never owned an accord.)

Anyway thanks for the response. I gotta run as it is time once again for my Geritol and therapy session with my therapist. She is one hot filly!

Scot

posted 08-28-2001 04:36 PM         

Marty

posted 08-29-2001 12:06 AM         

FYI Ed - I got a real, full haircut today!!! Chopped 6" off, WOW----who is it? I felt since Marty popped for the $10 fee, others soon would follow, so I wrote a hot check for $9.95 haircut and made sure I got my money's worth. NOW, starting tuesday after Labor Day, its time to look for work and income. Anyone that is smart, unemployed, and with limited savings, would have never gone to Crazy Horse and Woodward events. I promised the board people long ago that I would attend both events, and I kept MY WORD. That maybe is all I have left in this world.........

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Call 911 - there is a Prowler in my garage....

posted 08-29-2001 09:52 PM         

FREE CHROME GRILLES FOR ALL (after you buy the edge guard anyway)

posted 08-30-2001 06:44 AM         

Marty

posted 08-30-2001 09:43 AM         

The gloves are off now buddy! Im here eating tuna out of a can, and you are trying to take away my only means of support. I hope your boss at LAPD puts you back on the night shift!!! My lawyer, Al Bendover, is working on a suit against you - patent infringement. You are in BIG trouble now, as I could own the blue cat soon (fix the paint crack first).

Rebecca - I'm glad you enjoy the entertainment here at the POA. We are cheaper than going to the movies! Would you have let Marty buy the cat and spend all that money if you had known how crazy some of us are??? I have a tip for you: Take one pair of Marty's clean socks out of the drawer, extend your fingers straight out and put into each sock, wipe rear wheels clean (keep fingers extended), roll up the socks again and put back in his drawer. Hell, he won't know the difference! [Rear wheels clean - no broken fingernails.] While out there, observe the cleanliness of front wheels, and if dirty, report it to Marty! If you keep enjoying our words of wisdom, we are considering turning the Off-Topic forum into "Pay for View" - I need the money!!

posted 08-30-2001 09:51 AM         

Hey - I hear Laddie has a new invention for you to get in on... just make sure you patent all the different colors and materials that broom sticks are made with!

OH - and I finished my summer project - the Department Manual is now online... no more nights until next summer

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Cliff Watson

posted 08-30-2001 11:35 AM         

Did I mention that Bendover is in the brotherhood of the Italian 'family' in Tucson. Tell Butkis to walk very softly!

posted 08-30-2001 07:13 PM         

I think that it is a good idea that you obtain your own e-mail address as it would allow you to have your own identity. At 114, I try to maintain as much independence as possible limited of course, by gravity.

I sincerely don't know what it is about me that attracts all of the women but it is now becoming a curse. I thought that it would be limited to the ones that use walkers and, for the most part it was, until I bought my Prowler.

Now, every sweet young thing in the city is chasing me. Just last weekend, you may have read, I was competing in the long board championships at La Jolla, California. Man, I am hot on the old glass boards!

Anyway, I gathered up my recent honey who is 29 and headed to the beach kind of of early so that someone could wax my board. It helps me keep my concentration, which at my age is within itself, a major accomplishment.

As luck would have it, a couple of 33 year olds started fighting over who would wax my board and more importantly, who would ride with me during the competition. At 6"5" I am an imposing sight on my long board. Rippling muscles, strong firm lines and a bulging wallet.

In any case, I settled the argument by starting a lottery and to my amazement, I raised $2.25 for the honor. I promptly donated this magnificent sum to the research foundation for longevity. Everyone was bidding and I myself even got into the frenzy.

The bidding seamed to really heat up when I offered a ride in my Prowler. A simply beautiful 28 year old filly won the raffle and we rode off into the sunset after the surfing contest.

By the way, I placed third overall and might have placed first but all of distractions affected my mental balance. Imagine that!

One we left and were alone, I promptly suggested that we use my ZZ Top tickets and take in the local concert. She readily agreed and off we went like two kids in love.

Anyway, after the concert and a short ride she suggested going to my house to see my etchings and we drove to my beach house. Wow, this Prowler has some charm!

As you may already know, my beach house is seven levels high and we bounded up those stairs like two love struck teenagers. After a hour of oxygen and a quick round of CPR we sat on my balcony and watched the sun set over my Prowler.

The sun was gleaming off of my Zino polished Prowler and highlighting her honey blonde hair. It was driving me nuts. What intense beauty!

I swear, if I was not 114, I would have thrown her out of my way, ran down those stairs and just sat in my gorgeous Prowler. God, I love that car.

We spent the next hour trying to remember what it was that I brought her there for, and then I spent the next 30 minutes telling her how good it could have been if I would have remembered. Oh, to be young again!

I'll tell you, I must be awfully attractive standing on my wallet! Anyway, at this point I know I am beginning to bore you with my tales of life.

I am so proud of all of these entrepreneurs who have posted here. The way they design, build and market products is stimulating to me. Your husband is a genius to have designed the product. I only hope that all of these lawyers don't take away all of the profits.

I may not have told you, but in my business years, I was well known as a professional pickle slicer. I worked for Clauson's for damn near 60 years and never once made a packaging mistake!

Take care, it has been fun talking to you. I'm thinking about making myself one of those "hungry man" TV dinners, a good cup of Java and reminiscing about the good old days when the honeys respected me for my good looks, charm and subtle ways.

Scot

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2001 Silver Prowler
Mud Flaps Front & Rear
Silver Shimmers
Ceramic Brakes
Chrysler Cover
1993 Allante
1981 Delorean
1979 Limited Edition & 1975 anniversary MGB's
1998 & 1986 Corvette's

posted 08-30-2001 11:50 PM         

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Call 911 - there is a Prowler in my garage....

posted 09-05-2001 07:15 AM         

Thanks

Marty