posted 08-28-2001 09:44 AM         

Subject: State Trooper

Two men are driving through Pennsylvania when they get pulled over
by
a
State Trooper. The cop walks up and taps on the window with his
nightstick. The driver rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop
smacks
him in the head with the stick. The driver asks, "What the hell was
that
for?"

The cop answers, "You're in Pennsylvania son. When we pull you over,
you
better have your license ready when we get to your car."

The driver says, "I'm sorry, Officer, I'm not from around here." The
cop
runs a check on the guy's license, and he's clean. He gives the guy
his
license back, walks around to the passenger side, and taps on the
window.
The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him on
the
head with the nightstick. The passenger asks, "What'd you do that for?"

The cop says, "Just making your wish come true."

The passenger asks, "Making what wish come true?"

The cop says, "I know that two miles down the road you're gonna say
to
your buddy, "I wish that he would've tried that with me!"

posted 08-28-2001 09:54 AM         

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