posted 11-13-2004 04:13 PM         

They were hesitant, but said she could come once to try it and they could
see what they thought. They all agreed and she said, "Good, I'll be there
at 6:30 or 6:45."

She showed up right at 6:30, and wound up setting a course record with a
7-under par round. The guys went nuts and everyone in the clubhouse
congratulated her. Meanwhile, she was fun and pleasant the entire round.
The guys happily invited her back the next week and she said, "Sure, I'll be
here at 6:30 or 6:45." Again, she showed up at 6:30 Sunday morning. Only
this time, she played left-handed, and matched her 7-under par score of the
previous week. By now the guys were totally amazed, and they asked her to
join the group for keeps.

They had a beer after their round, and one of the guys asked her, "How do
you decide if you're going to golf right-handed or left-handed?"

She said, "That's easy. Before I leave for the golf course, I pull the
covers off my husband, who sleeps in the nude. If his member is pointing to
the right, I golf right-handed; if it's pointed to the left, golf
left-handed."

One of the guys asked, "What if it's pointed straight up?"

posted 11-13-2004 04:26 PM         

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